OK, maybe the only mushrooms that can really make you laugh are the magic mushroom variety, but the following joke is based around mushrooms and is really funny.
The Mushrooms Smothered Steak Fiasco
She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them.
Her husband suggested, “Why don’t you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream?
“No, some wild mushrooms are poisonous.”
“Well, I see varmints eating them and they’re OK.”
So she picked a bunch of the mushrooms, washed, sliced and sautéed them for her dinner. Then she went out on the back porch and gave Spot, their dog, a double handful. Spot ate every bite.
All morning long, she watched the dog. The wild mushrooms hadn’t affected him after a few hours, so she decided the mushrooms were OK to…
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